Welcome to the sassiest corner of the Internet! Here at Nobody Asked Us… But They Should Have, Mary Lynn and Ruby Jo dish out our unfiltered thoughts on everything from modern manners to everyday annoyances. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or a little life advice, you’ve come to the right place.
The Etiquette of Texting: How Long Is Too Long to Reply?
Discover the modern etiquette of texting with our guide on why it’s okay to take your time before replying—unless it’s urgent. Learn how to balance politeness with personal boundaries in today’s fast-paced world, with tips on when to prioritize a quick response.
The Art of Saying No: Because “No” is a Complete Sentence
Perfect the art of saying no! Learn how to set boundaries with confidence, politeness, and grace. Discover tips on asserting yourself in any situation while maintaining your charm and poise and your boundaries!
Mind Your Gas: A Guide to Farting Etiquette
Navigate the tricky subject of passing gas with our no-nonsense etiquette guide. Learn how to handle awkward situations with humor and grace, whether you’re at home or out in public. Keep it classy, even when nature calls!
Our Tried-and-True Guide to Keeping Your Smile Spotless
Learn the dos and don’ts of maintaining a clean smile with our tried-and-true guide. From handling food in your teeth to ensuring a picture-perfect grin after every meal, discover tips that blend charm, humor, and practicality.
Mind Your Mucus: The No-Nose of Public Hygiene
It should go without saying. But common sense still isn't common! Body-hygiene practices should be done in private. No hacking, spitting, or picking your nose in public!
Welcome to Nobody Asked Us
Welcome to Nobody Asked Us... But They Should Have, where Southern ladies Mary Lynn and Ruby Jo are all about sharing everything you wish you'd known before you looked foolish!