Welcome to the sassiest corner of the Internet! Here at Nobody Asked Us… But They Should Have, Mary Lynn and Ruby Jo dish out our unfiltered thoughts on everything from modern manners to everyday annoyances. Whether you’re looking for a laugh or a little life advice, you’ve come to the right place.
The Etiquette of Texting: How Long Is Too Long to Reply?
Discover the modern etiquette of texting with our guide on why it’s okay to take your time before replying—unless it’s urgent. Learn how to balance politeness with personal boundaries in today’s fast-paced world, with tips on when to prioritize a quick response.
The Art of Saying No: Because “No” is a Complete Sentence
Perfect the art of saying no! Learn how to set boundaries with confidence, politeness, and grace. Discover tips on asserting yourself in any situation while maintaining your charm and poise and your boundaries!
Dressing Like a Woman: The Struggle is Real
Explore the art of dressing like a woman with our guide to dumping public expectations and leaning in to your own definition of “femininity.” Mary Lynn and Ruby Jo dive into how women just can’t seem to win when it comes to dressing—or smiling and laughing!
Tattoos and Piercings: Where Mom and Daughter Disagree
Explore the evolving world of tattoos and piercings with our “good-girl” guide to body art. Discover how to express your individuality with confidence, understand the etiquette of body art, and embrace the beauty of personal expression—all while keeping it classy.
Mind Your Gas: A Guide to Farting Etiquette
Navigate the tricky subject of passing gas with our no-nonsense etiquette guide. Learn how to handle awkward situations with humor and grace, whether you’re at home or out in public. Keep it classy, even when nature calls!
Our Tried-and-True Guide to Keeping Your Smile Spotless
Learn the dos and don’ts of maintaining a clean smile with our tried-and-true guide. From handling food in your teeth to ensuring a picture-perfect grin after every meal, discover tips that blend charm, humor, and practicality.
Mind Your Threads: Our Take on Dressing Right
Discover Southern-style tips on dressing right for every occasion. From building a versatile capsule wardrobe to celebrating cultural roots and avoiding fashion faux pas, this guide offers practical advice without being judgy!
Sometimes It Doesn’t Pay to Be Nice
Discover why being nice isn't always the best policy. From car wrecks to everyday annoyances, learn when it's time to stand your ground and when playing nice might just cost you.
Parking: The Real Texas Challenge
Perfect the wild world of parking with tips on squeezing into tight spots, dodging dings, and claiming your space like a pro. Learn how to conquer the ultimate Lone Star challenge: finding the perfect parking spot for your big-ass car!
The Art of Leaning In: How to Eat Without Wearing Your Lunch
Say goodbye to spills and stains with our ultimate guide to eating like a pro. Discover why leaning in is the key to enjoying your meal without wearing it. Perfect for anyone who loves white pants and clean shirts!
Tailgaters, Trash Tossers, and Turn Signals: A Driver’s Survival Guide
Master the art of stress-less driving with our guide to handling tailgaters, horn-happy drivers, and trash tossers. Learn how to keep your cool, avoid road rage, and drive like you've got a pot of soup in the car!
Manspreaders: When Personal Space Becomes Public Property
Discover the newly-written rules of public etiquette as we tackle the notorious manspreaders. Learn how to reclaim your personal space with humor and grace.
Mind Your Mucus: The No-Nose of Public Hygiene
It should go without saying. But common sense still isn't common! Body-hygiene practices should be done in private. No hacking, spitting, or picking your nose in public!
Welcome to Nobody Asked Us
Welcome to Nobody Asked Us... But They Should Have, where Southern ladies Mary Lynn and Ruby Jo are all about sharing everything you wish you'd known before you looked foolish!